Those orange traffic cones that are littered along the roads and highways are a friiggin pain in my butt! I’m tired of always having to dig them out from under my car when I get home!
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Life’s Guarantee
The only thing in life that’s guaranteed, is that when you’re cleaning out your car, you’re sure to find a lone French Fry under the driver’s seat!
Goals
It’s not about fortune. It’s not about fame. Or lavish homes or fancy cars. It’s about Ben and Jerry’s naming a new ice cream concoction after you.
You can’t have “street cred” if you put low tires, fins, spoilers, and a nitro tank on an ’87 Honda Civic with factory parts…
If having “street cred” means pumping music out your car through distorted and blown speakers, then I’m out man.
I can’t like Bon Jovi. I’ve never had a mullet OR a Camaro!