Depressed? Remember the homecoming king and queen? Well, they’re divorced now, and she’s at home right now, eating Haagen Daz, watching, “The Bachelor”, and he’s in a studio apartment, eating Carl’s Jr, surfing the internet for Asian porn. Feel better, now?
And just where did Rick James meet the subject of “Super Freak”? An address or phone number would have been appreciated… Just sayin’.
I want a better world. I want us ALL to buy Geico and Progressive car insurance! So we all don’t have to watch those stupid f’n ads every 2 minutes, ever again!!!
Have I been ever been crucified? Ever see the movie, “Groundhog Day”?
I don’t know if I’d like to get into the porn industry. I get screwed enough, and it has never been pleasant.
Why is it, my ex always tells me I’m not funny, yet when I speak, she’s howling with laughter??
If I could master my guitar like my wee, I would be the most amazing virtuoso!!