I apologize for my English. It’s not very good. It’s not my native tongue. Baby talk is.
Today is fan art Friday! Anybody do any fan art? Who did a ceiling fan?
Trump keeps bragging about his ratings on the news channels. You know who else gets big ratings on news channels? Kim Davis, hurricanes, and axe murders. You know, disasters and crazy people. He’s got both covered.
You know what’s weird? I’ve yet to be in a bar and overhear someone say, “You know who would be a good president? Bobby Jindal.” I mean not even with the really drunk people.
POPE JOKE (Don’t worry it’s clean)
In honor of The Pope visiting.
(This is an OLD joke. I don’t recall who wrote it or told it so I can’t give that person credit, and I apologize to that person. And there have been variations of it, but here is the basics)
The Pope flies into America for a visit and of course is picked up by a limo to take him to his hotel suite in the city. The limo is driving down the highway, and the Pope says to the limo driver, “You know, I’ve never driven a limo before. Not even a car.”
The limo driver says to the Pope, “But you’re the Pope you can do anything. If you want to drive, you should drive.”
The Pope says, “I would have liked to drive at least once.”
The driver says, “Well you can drive if you want to. You’re the Pope.”
The Pope agrees, and the limo driver pulls over along the highway and they change places in the limo. The limo spins it’s wheels and spins out onto the highway. The Pope is flying. He’s doing about 110 miles an hour down the highway, shoots down his exit, and barrels through a red light, speeding and careening around the busy city streets.
City cop sees this, hits his lights, and speeds up to catch the limo. The limo pulls over. The city cop gets out, walks up to the limo and taps on the drivers window with his night stick. The Pope rolls down his window and says, “Yes officer? How can I help you?”
The cop stares at the Pope in shock. He says, “Hold on a second.”
The cop walks back to his patrol car and radios dispatch. He tells dispatch, “Yeah, dispatch? I just pulled over a limousine for reckless driving and speeding, and I really need to talk to someone higher up in charge.”
Dispatch says, “Would you like to talk to the desk sergeant on duty?”
The city cop says, “No. I need someone higher up.”
Dispatch says, “Would you like to talk to the shift supervisor?”
The cop says, “No. I think I gotta go higher up.”
Dispatch says, “How about the Chief of Police?”
The cop say, “I think higher than that.”
Dispatch gets frustrated, “The Police Commissioner?”
The cop asks, “Higher?”
Dispatch asks, “The Mayor?”
The cop says, “I’m pretty sure I’m gonna need someone higher up.”
Dispatch says, “Oh. The Governor.”
The cop says, “I’m pretty sure I’m gonna need someone higher than that.”
Dispatch says, “Jeeze! Who did you pull over in that limo?”
Cop says, “I don’t know but he’s got the Pope driving for him!”
One thing that is scarier than old people, and visiting grandparents in “The Visit” is having your sibling dump their little monsters off at your place for the weekend! #TheVisit2
Donald Trump is out on the campaign trail bragging how rich and successful he is. He is very successful. Rich and successful at not blowing all the millions he inherited from his father. I would have blown it all on video games, a motor cycle and bail money.