Some days you feel like you were swiped left by life’s Tinder…
Every time I make a credit card payment I wonder when I’m gonna die so I can max that f***er out beforehand.
An old friend I hadn’t seen in ages, asked me how I was doing. I said that I was still flying 2nd class on the Southwest Airlines of life with multiple connecting stops.
Have you ever watched an old television show, or do you remember one, when you were younger, that would have a segment at the end of every episode, where they would ask, “What did we learn today?”
Well, the producers and production staff were very thoughtful to your well being, maybe more than you thought as to the reason why they did that.
Subtlety, they were unconsciously to you, instilling a value in your mind.
To ask that question, “What have I learned today?”, everyday before you go to bed. A recap of your day, to learn, to mature, to grow.
A design for better living.
If you have someone in your life who has never uttered the sentence at you, “Sometimes I just don’t understand you.”, they’re a keeper!
I’m in a bar drinking and smoking. I’m using a beer bottle for my cigarette butts. Later, a friend enters, and grabs the bottle, and asks, “Care if I have a drink of this”?
I respond, “Sure. Suit yourself, if you want”.
The look on his face when he took that big swig.
Lesson 1: Learn to ask the right question.
Lesson 2: Sometimes a friend is there to help you learn these things.
While sleeping, I hear the dog barfing in the hallway. In true fashion, I’m thinking, “I hope the dog licks it back up so I don’t step and slip in it in the night if I should go to the bathroom”. I then hear the dog licking it up, and I’m thinking, “Good dog”.