Benefited from my dog’s shit all over the front lawn this Halloween. Kept the trick or treaters from bugging me and left me with more candy!
Going to the bar this Halloween dressed as a horny guy.
Tricked all the treaters, already ate all the candy. It enhances my Guy With Diabetes costume.
Halloween is for people who are fake.
It’s always much better to keep up with your family on Twitter. It avoids those annoying complications. Like actually talking to them.
I would rather be alone, and lonely than to be surrounded by negative or toxic people who bring me down. I just want to be happy, and if I have to isolate myself and live in a bubble to protect myself and remain positive, so be it.
I was just sitting at home minding my own business when a close relative disrupted my peace with an unwarranted text critiquing my career and what I’m doing wrong and what I need to do. I explained I was fine with my decision and happy, and this person continued to go on, and on, till I went off after telling them multiple times I was happy. I ended up telling them they were close minded, judgmental, and toxic. I told them I did not solicit their negative criticism or negative opinion. The last thing I told them was to say something nice. Haven’t heard back.
Don’t let people bring you down and rain on your parade, no matter who they are. Be happy!
Halloween is coming, are you ready to get lost in a giant, dark corn hole? Trust me, it’s scary. Did I not say that right?