If you’re my dad, Happy Father’s Day.Your Sport.
He’s such a colossal douchebag, I can smell the vinegar and piss in the room three doors down.
There is a fine line between sarcasm and being an a**hole. That line is drawn in humor and wit.
I never expected to keep half the friends I have, over things I say. Actually, I never expected to have half the friends I do have. Thanks, mom!
What’s so inappropriate about making a harmless, little Bill Cosby joke about date rape on a first date to ease the tension? I think calling me a*****e and mother*****r is inappropriate.
Did I ever mention that I HATE Justin Bieber? Do I get points for that?? Him, his music, his f***face….
The sequel no one wanted to see? “Back To Iraq 2” thanks to the producers Bush and Obama. I saw the first one. It sucked. And the prices for admission was expensive. The sequel won’t be better, trust me.