If you’re my dad, Happy Father’s Day.Your Sport.
I don’t have to try to make you laugh at me. You will laugh at me no matter what, anyway.
Who’s ready for Fox News latest version of Last Comic Standing hosted by Donald Trump? Oops, sorry. I mean the republican primary debates?
The republican primary list of candidates looks like a half eaten bag of mixed nuts or Skittles. It’s all Brazil nuts and green Skittles left. It doesn’t matter. Nobody wants them. Just pick one. There aren’t any good ones left in the bag.
I don’t whisper. I announce.
He’s such a colossal douchebag, I can smell the vinegar and piss in the room three doors down.
There is a fine line between sarcasm and being an a**hole. That line is drawn in humor and wit.