The only time you should be able to pardon yourself is if you fart. But even then you still may not be popular.
Donald Trump says Jeb Bush is “dumb as a rock”. Jeb Bush’s response is that Donald Trump is a “jerk”. These quotes were the successful election themes of my high school student body president candidates back in 1981.
You know what’s weird? I’ve yet to be in a bar and overhear someone say, “You know who would be a good president? Bobby Jindal.” I mean not even with the really drunk people.
The republican primary list of candidates looks like a half eaten bag of mixed nuts or Skittles. It’s all Brazil nuts and green Skittles left. It doesn’t matter. Nobody wants them. Just pick one. There aren’t any good ones left in the bag.
Realistically now. Why hasn’t “Mickey Mouse” become president yet? We skipped over him for Bush and Obama?