I have seen more talent in a Chuck E Cheese animatronic band, than the band I watched last night.
I don’t have to try to make you laugh at me. You will laugh at me no matter what, anyway.
Donald Trump says Jeb Bush is “dumb as a rock”. Jeb Bush’s response is that Donald Trump is a “jerk”. These quotes were the successful election themes of my high school student body president candidates back in 1981.
Only a true schizophrenic could sing a duet with one’s self.
It doesn’t matter what we think of her… It’s what you think, if you’re happy with her. You’re the one that has to live with her… Not me… Thank god.
“I really enjoyed meeting your new girlfriend. I liked her a lot. She was very nice. Very… Um, very… What’s that word?… Dowdy. Yes, dowdy. Not my type, but very nice. I’m so happy for you.”
He’s such a colossal douche bag, he owes Massengill a fat royalty check every month!