Dating sucks the older you get. Doesn’t it? It gets harder to date when you get older. The pool seems to get smaller. Every year I get older is one more year I get closer to my mother’s friends pool.
“Say mom, didn’t you mention your friend Gwendolyn is a widow? You said something about her looking for another person for her Tuesday night Mahjong?”
I don’t even know what the fuck Mahjong is, but if knowing it gets you laid, then what the hell. I guess it takes a man to learn Mahjong to meet women…”
I know what you’re saying right now. “I can’t believe this comedian Flemming is actually talking about dating his mother’s friends.” I’m 48 years old people! And slightly desperate. Don’t judge me!!
The dating pool sucks. Dating in general sucks.