The Phoenix Rises

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The Exaggeration Of Pain

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You know that burning sensation of a thousand ants on fire climbing up your ass? No you don’t. You lying, exaggerating, fantastical, melodramatic hypochondriac. There has never been any case of an ant surviving, burning on fire, if you ever burned ants as a child you would know this asshole, ask any nine year old to verify this and corroborate this truth, dickweed, no ant survived on fire long enough to seek out refuge in the coolness and fire retardant hole that is your ass, you overly dramatic charade. Oh, and stop eating Thai food.


Author: Flemming Erik Carlson

I am a writer of all mediums. I am currently working on a variety of projects. I like to keep busy. I am currently developing a revolutionary new social media music app, finishing writing 3 science fiction novels, and producing my own album of music. I still perform as an actor, and stand up comedian from time to time. I am an actor, comedian, writer, satirist, director, and producer.

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