Does anybody see the press conferences or that debate with the Donald, and he says something totally outrageous, shoots up in popularity polls, then removes his face to reveal it was really a mask, a la Scooby-Doo or Mission Impossible, and it’s really Ashton Kutcher, and he shouts, “America you’ve been punk’d! I totally got you!!” ?
Well, shit then. We’re really screwed. Sorry America.