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Middle Aged Dating

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Dating sucks the older you get. Doesn’t it? It gets harder to date when you get older. The pool seems to get smaller. Every year I get older is one more year I get closer to my mother’s friends pool.

“Say mom, didn’t you mention your friend Gwendolyn is a widow? You said something about her looking for another person for her Tuesday night Mahjong?”

I don’t even know what the fuck Mahjong is, but if knowing it gets you laid, then what the hell. I guess it takes a man to learn Mahjong to meet women…”

I know what you’re saying right now. “I can’t believe this comedian Flemming is actually talking about dating his mother’s friends.” I’m 48 years old people! And slightly desperate. Don’t judge me!!

The dating pool sucks. Dating in general sucks.


Author: Flemming Erik Carlson

I am a writer of all mediums. I am currently working on a variety of projects. I like to keep busy. I am currently developing a revolutionary new social media music app, finishing writing 3 science fiction novels, and producing my own album of music. I still perform as an actor, and stand up comedian from time to time. I am an actor, comedian, writer, satirist, director, and producer.

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