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Kittens, Cougars, and Leopards, Oh, My!

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They call younger women “Kittens”, and older women “Cougars”. But I don’t call women over sixty, “Cougars”. I call them “Leopards”. Leopards have spots. That look like liver spots and age spots. And when they wear a leopard print, and you squint enough, they look naked! It’s like a sexual camouflage. Grrrrrr! Meow.


Author: Flemming Erik Carlson

I am a writer of all mediums. I am currently working on a variety of projects. I like to keep busy. I am currently developing a revolutionary new social media music app, finishing writing 3 science fiction novels, and producing my own album of music. I still perform as an actor, and stand up comedian from time to time. I am an actor, comedian, writer, satirist, director, and producer.

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