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Biting in the World Cup

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So, in today’s World Cup, Uruguay’s Suarez bit Italy’s Chiellini on the shoulder. Was Suarez feeling peckish for Italian? Did Suarez wake up this morning and say, “Damn. I’m in Brazil. I’m in the mood for Italian, and there’s no f’n Olive Garden around!”?
I kinda know a bit of how he felt. I’ve been hungry for Italian, but it wasn’t another dude. Her name was Cristiana!
Just curious. Is this sick thing now called, “A dirty Suarez”?

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Author: Flemming Erik Carlson

I am a writer of all mediums. I am currently working on a variety of projects. I like to keep busy. I am currently developing a revolutionary new social media music app, finishing writing 3 science fiction novels, and producing my own album of music. I still perform as an actor, and stand up comedian from time to time. I am an actor, comedian, writer, satirist, director, and producer.

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