The Phoenix Rises

A PEACE Of My Mind!

Golf

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So, I’m golfing with some friends. It’s my turn on the first hole. I unwrap a new ball, put it on the tee, and WAP! Into the lake it goes. I unwrap another new ball, put it on the tee, and POW! Into the woods it goes.
I groan. I unwrap yet another new ball. Line up right to drive. And WHACK! Back into the lake! My driving goes on like this from hole to hole.
We are now at the back nine. I unwrap a new ball, put it onto the tee, and THWAP! Into the tall reeds. My friends yell at me and say, “Flemming! We’ve seen you lose about $100 bucks in new balls! Why don’t you use an old ball?”
I scream back, “I don’t have any! And don’t remind me of how much this outing is costing me!!”

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Author: Flemming Erik Carlson

I am a writer of all mediums. I am currently working on a variety of projects. I like to keep busy. I am currently developing a revolutionary new social media music app, finishing writing 3 science fiction novels, and producing my own album of music. I still perform as an actor, and stand up comedian from time to time. I am an actor, comedian, writer, satirist, director, and producer.

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