When was the last time you went to a parade? Kids, old people, and gay people love them. Why destroy a third of the demographic? Who else wants to march like 2 hours down a street? Who else wants to watch a parade? Unless there’s floats, beads, and alcohol, I don’t care. Woo-hoo, march on, I say! Anyone should be able to tie up traffic for hours!! I’ll be at home not caring about the parade or who’s in it.