The Phoenix Rises

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Weddings

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Nobody really likes weddings. Going to weddings. They’re cheesy, kitsch, pretentious, and vain. If 2 people really love each other, they should elope or have a small ceremony with close friends and family, and make it about just them. It’s their day only. To the rest of us, it’s pure agony to go.
Especially if you don’t offer an open bar.
And please don’t get married on Valentine’s Day and invite us. It’s not romantic for the rest of us. We’d rather spend the time alone with our loved one, if we have one, and if we don’t have a lover, then we definitely don’t want to go!

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Author: Flemming Erik Carlson

I am a writer of all mediums. I am currently working on a variety of projects. I like to keep busy. I am currently developing a revolutionary new social media music app, finishing writing 3 science fiction novels, and producing my own album of music. I still perform as an actor, and stand up comedian from time to time. I am an actor, comedian, writer, satirist, director, and producer.

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